
In a mirror of these trying times, all the staff members of London's Peculiar Crimes Unit are out of jobs in the opening of Christopher Fowler's new-in-paperback
BRYANT & MAY ON THE LOOSE, the seventh in the series for the unorthodox detective duo, shuttered by the powers that be.
Both well beyond retirement age, Arthur Bryant find himself not knowing what to do other than work, so he becomes somewhat of a hermit, but John May's seeing someone special. The two become partners again when not one, but two bizarre situations pop up. One is discovered when former constable Colin Bimsley, doing freelance construction work, finds a headless body in a freezer. The other occurs when former constable Meera Mangeshkar is slashed one night by "the stag-man."
The stag-man? That's the nickname bestowed upon the mysterious man covered in fur, with a bandit mask around his face and antlers fashioned from knife blades atop his head. Scooping up hapless ladies, he may be Fowler's most bizarre creation yet. And for this series, that's saying something.
Bryant and May determine this stag-man models himself after a pagan god, and aims to kill to stop the development of the King's Cross area. With the government facing utter embarrassment, it has no choice but to let the PCU reassemble to do what it does best. One caveat: It's granted no resources, meaning it has less tools at its disposal than Sherlock Holmes, complains Bryant, "and he was fictional!"
Despite May's initial declaration that "This isn't
THE BLUES BROTHERS, we're not getting the band back together," that's exactly what happens in ON THE LOOSE. Fans of the PCU wouldn't have it any other way, and this novel is written expressly for them; it rewards longtime readers, so Fowler virgins need to jump aboard the early books, as this one references those past adventures and short-cuts reintroducing its colorful cast of characters.
As always, the mystery is rich, all but guaranteeing armchair detectives will be entrenched. Fowler's impish sense of humor is another mainstay, with perhaps no better example than this choice line: "There are no entry wounds on the body so it must be on the missing part. Possibly head trauma, although we'll have to find it first."
The one thing that isn't expected is ON THE LOOSE's ending. Rather than wrapping things up tidily, Fowler takes a hard left, with a conclusion that's intended to chill ... and does.
—Rod Lott
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For chunky chords in rock 'n' roll, it's hard to beat Led Zeppelin. Even three decades after its original lineup's breakup, the band still sails popular heights, able to be heard on the radio several times a day.
Its hardcore fans — and they are legion — will drool all over the pages of Jon Bream's
WHOLE LOTTA LED ZEPPELIN: THE ILLUSTRATED HISTORY OF THE HEAVIEST BAND OF ALL TIME ... assuming they don't already own the hardcover version published two years ago. At $20, this 400-pager is much more affordable.
Bream serves as the reader's breezy guide through yet another long, strange trip in rock history, with several other music journalists and artists chiming in with further insights. The book is laid out in such a way that no Led Zep fan can ever get bored, as the full-cover tome is littered with photographs of the band and its album covers, concert posters and other memorabilia.
Interviews, tour date lists and an exhaustive discography round out the affair. But if you're already a fan, you likely already know this.
—Rod Lott
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Scouring out the weekly singles scene ... in comics!

With all those stupid Syfy mixed-up animal movies (i.e. MEGA PYTHON VS. GATOROID), it's high time the concept jump to comics. And luckily, someone had the good sense to parody it, in Image's
SEA BEAR & GRIZZLY SHARK #1. Two stories are told, at 24 pages apiece. First up,
ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN artist Jason Howard tackles Sea Bear, which kills all vacationers aboard a boat, but one, who grows up to take revenge. Robots and other crazy characters are included. Then,
INVINCIBLE's Ryan Ottley arrives with the forest-dwelling Grizzly Shark, full of black humor and gratuitous gore. Both are awesome, making for one outlandish, funny one-shot.

Peter Porker returns, in
SPIDER-HAM 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL #1 — or "anniversay," as it's wrongly printed big 'n' bold on the cover. Oh, well, it's the thought that counts. The triptych of funny-animal stories here find Spider-Ham facing off against The Swinester Six, which includes Dr. Octopussy and Sandmanatee; Peter's daughter, Swiney-Girl, battles Crayfin the Bunter; and Spider-Ham turns into — gasp! — a human, in a "Why Not?" feature, itself a parody of Marvel's old, wonderful WHAT IF? tales. Writers Tom DeFalco and Tom Peyer try their hardest to ape the all-out fun of the Peter Porker comics of the '80s, but can't quite duplicate the vibe. Still, it's good enough that I'd regularly read such a title, were it to be revived.

I'm wondering why Marvel called this one-shot
IRON MAN: KISS AND KILL #1 instead of the more logical IRON MAN TEAM-UP. Two tales of the metallic man are presented, and it's a mixed bag. First up is "Iron Widow," in which he and that redheaded hottie Black Widow infiltrate an illegal arms factory in Georgia to retrieve some stolen armor. Brian Chiang's art is terrific, but Joe Ahearne's script left me confused at several points. Closing is "Glitch," in which Iron Man and Wolverine join forces to track a destructive female thief known as Glitch. Inverse of the first story, Karl Kesel's script is easy to follow, but Eric Nguyen's art is harsh and off-putting.
—Rod Lott

Why would anybody want to read a novel where the main character is a fiction writer? You could see where a news reporter or journalist could easily get involved in the lives of other people and end up in serious trouble, or even solving a crime (Denise Hamilton’s Eve Diamond comes to mind, among others).
A fiction writer’s work, by contrast, is solitary and self-absorbing — not readily the stuff of interesting stories. But get that author involved in some scam related to, say, the publishing industry, and you might have something. And what you might have, if you’re as clever as Adam Langer, is
THE THIEVES OF MANHATTAN.
Ian Minot, the novel’s narrator, makes ends meet working at a coffeehouse in New York, while struggling during his off hours at short stories that, while showing occasional promise, are largely rejected by most publishers. His girlfriend, Anya, a Romanian beauty, is also a writer whose stories based on her childhood show more depth and insight — and hence more potential from publishers.
What really unnerves Ian is BLADE BY BLADE, a current, hot-selling memoir that everybody is reading and raving about. He swears that the autobiography of the supposed former drug addict and gang-banger is all lies and, in his words, a “bogus pile of crap.”
One evening, Ian approaches a regular patron of the coffeehouse — a well-dressed, generous tipper that he and his fellow employees refer to as “The Confident Man” — and strikes up a conversation. Not long afterward, Ian learns that The Confident Man is really Jed Roth, a former editor for a well-known New York publishing company. Roth has had eye on Ian for a while. He’s familiar with his writing, and offers Ian an unusual opportunity to advance his artistic career.
Roth reveals that he was the original editor of the ever-offending BLADE BY BLADE, and recognized the book for the fake it was. But that resulted in Roth losing his job, and now he is out for revenge. Years ago, Roth had written an unpublished novel titled A THIEF OF MANHATTAN about the life and high adventures of a struggling young author. His scheme is for Ian to revise the novel and sell it as a non-fiction memoir which, in Roth’s experienced view, will become a huge success.
Then, in the midst of the book sales and popularity, Ian will admit that it was a fraud. The resulting publicity, adverse at first, will eventually result in more curiosity in and publishing success for Ian’s real work than he could ever imagine. And Roth will revel in the wool he’s pulled over his former employers’ eyes, while enjoying a hefty percentage of Ian’s profits.
Not surprisingly, Ian at first turns the offer down flat. But his otherwise dead-end prospects soon lead him to Roth’s apartment where they set out to re-create the work under Ian’s byline, fine-tune the details of the scheme, and prepare to turn the book world on its ear.
As Ian gets deeper into the project, under Roth’s watchful and reflective guidance, Langer pulls the reader deeper and deeper into the concepts of art and artifice, truth and lies, and even fantasy vs. reality. Potentially heavy stuff, but Langer keeps it playful and humorous with huge doses of ironic wit and glances at how this same type of scam goes on all around us every day.
Literary references and in-jokes abound throughout. Not only is almost every false memoir or autobiography scandal mentioned (with particular reference to the most currently notorious James Frey, whose published titles serve as chapter headings), but Langer even creates a vocabulary of actions and objects using authors’ names (gathered in a glossary at the end — and you’ll no doubt try to gauge how well-read you are by guessing the definition of these terms). They add to the enjoyment of the nonfiction vs. fiction wrestling match carried on throughout the book.
All fine and lots of fun. But then, in the third and final section of THIEVES OF MANHATTAN, Langer suddenly cranks up the volume, elevates the action, and rubs the line separating truth and lies to a blurry smudge. It’s jolting, and yanks the already straining credibility an extra few feet. Some might argue that this was Langer’s intention, especially considering the near-swashbuckling nature of Roth’s original manuscript. Langer himself avoids the argument goes about the business of resolving things in Ian’s life — pretty much like you’d want a good piece of fiction to do.
Book lovers and especially fiction lovers — regardless of the genre — will find lots to enjoy and celebrate in this funny and thought-provoking novel. And from his book-crammed office in Heaven, Donald E. Westlake must be smiling and thinking, “Nice work, Mr. Langer. Bravo.”
—Alan Cranis
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Edited by Jonathan Strahan and Lou Anders,
SWORDS & DARK MAGIC: THE NEW SWORD AND SORCERY presents an impressive collection of fantasy stories from some of the most well-known authors in the sword-and-sorcery subgenre.
As with almost all anthologies, the contents vary greatly, with some providing the action-packed swordplay promised on the cover, and others leaving the reader slightly disappointed — or worse, just downright confused. Despite the unevenness of the tales, the editors have chosen a solid assortment of completely original stories and new tales within an existing fantasy world.
Fantasy fans are sure to find something to enjoy here, whether it be more of their favorite author, an expansion of an existing storyline, or just the basic discovery of a new genre author. The likes of Joe Abercrombie, Garth Nix and Bill Willingham intersperse with names such as Michael Moorcock, Robert Silverberg and Gene Wolfe to bring readers a little bit of action, a little bit of magic, and a lot of swordplay.
—Kerry Serini
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