A sampling of some of the bizarro search terms with (thankfully) low numbers that brought people to BOOKGASM over the last 30ish days:

• “naked man on ladder”
• ”penis slowly –enlargement”
• “reason for wallenburg apache crash”
• ”sexy nazi girls in pulp magazine illustration”
• “how to draw scarface”

• “porn reading materials”
• ”anglo saxon woman”
• “torrie wilson naked”
• “unbridled cowboy”
• “what makes women get excited and wet”
• “rape stories –superheroes”
• “movies that should not have been made”
• “her intestines back”
• “book+excited to speak”
• “fornicating nudes”
• “porn reading materials”
• “frankenstein sex scene”
• “mystery/sex fiction”
• “a rabbi and a priest see a young boy”
• ”stroker boy erotic stories blog”
• “push her guts”
• “tired of the hulk”
• “girls spanked by santa”
• ”excited guide”
• “three boobs”
• “she hulk naked after transforming”
• “ax wielding baboons”
• “the comic book for lovers of cunnilingus”
• “how to get exciting to a girl?”
• “purple-rage gay book”
• “mickey spillane dockers”
• “adrenne barbeau’s siblings”
• “how to get excited for sex”
• “list of horror novel with rape and incest”
• ”drugs,bombs,sex”
• “funny blasphemy”
• “burt reynolds as bond”
• “melting witch”
• “linda lovelace dog”
• “sheri moon zombie spanked”
• “rod lott and kabatchnik”
• “comic book porn justice league”
• “richard s. prather spanking”
• “she-hulk x-rated”
• ”duck build gasm”
• ”arnie swarzeneggar films”
• “spiders man and his amazing friends porn”
• “heretic sex”
• “werewolf sex”
• “short story novel idea”
• “how do men get excited”
• “unloving dad pain”
• ”punched in face sexual fantasy”
• “nude surfers”
• “captain save a whore”
• “science fiction sex drawings”
• “spanking passages novels”
• “book kidnapped by a dominatrix”
• “monkey penis”
• “amputee sex”
• “boobs-breasts”
• “good novel series with lots of sex”
• “pictures of ghosts”
• “vaginal resculpting”
• “amityville covered well”
• “child obsessed with symmetry”
• “twilight moms batshit”
• “what does gotham city look like in black”
• ”chickens”
• “70’s incest porn books”
• ”sacha baron cohen nude”
• “shit his pants”
• “milf magic”
• “spot the difference puzzle retired guys”
• ”wisconsin nudity”
• ”touched his penis”
• ”monkey playing cymbals”
• “raped by a car”
• “cupcake breasts”
• “books to help high school students get excited”
• “charo boobs”
• ”get excited and enthusiastic”
• “how to get a hard solar plexus”