A sampling of some of the bizarro search terms with (thankfully) low numbers that brought people to BOOKGASM over the last 30ish days:

• “spuergril batgril sex”
• “no bra needed”
• “dont hassel hoff”
• “girls get damp when excited”
• “submarine porn classic movie -yellow”

• “sperm spurted”
• “dead cat humor”
• “rare african shield”
• “adult blackmail stories”
• “naked indians”
• “cats claw horror novel”
• “elizabeth kostova nude”
• “star wars fantasy princess leia erotic sex”
• “pigeon tumours”
• “monkey penis”
• “devil’s three-way”
• “land developer murder”
• ”erotic penis”
• “she touched penis”
• “‘black canary’ orgasm”
• “strawberry shampoo”
• ”how do you know a girl is excited”
• ”charo boobs”
• “amputee sex”
• “get revenge with mailing address”
• “excited erection bikini”
• “list of big-breasted women”
• “saucy reading online”
• ”private british milfs”
• “jojo fake nude”
• “incest and rape on 11 year old girls pic”
• “books make me sexually excited”
• “masters of martial arts have sex”
• “inside big penis book”
• “i’m looking for a monster!”
• ”ron jeremy size”
• “thawed caveman alaska old movie”
• “uschi digart being killed”
• “movies with tampon carrie”
• “next of kin porn book”
• “how can you not get hard”
• “hilary clinton nude”
• “richard morgan dreadful”
• “alphabet soup assignment”
• “mutilated pigeons”
• “the thing from girl get excited”
• ”she-hulk and hulk nude”
• ”fornicating nudes”
• “rock em costumes”
• “new whore jokes”
• “reading dialogue plays for autism”
• “gangbang record +free trailer”
• “posidon sugar craft”
• “the ruins vines penis”
• “the name of the book title is whore”