http://www.bookgasm.com/whatnot/fun-with-bookgasm-and-zombie-breasts/ reading material to get excited about Sun, 23 Nov 2008 14:19:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://www.bookgasm.com/whatnot/fun-with-bookgasm-and-zombie-breasts/#comment-6369 Fun with Bookgasm (and Shannon Tweed’s breasts) » Bookgasm Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:07:40 +0000 http://www.bookgasm.com/?p=983#comment-6369 [...] In this – 2006’s final monthly round-up of search terms that bring new pervs people to BOOKGASM – a list of the usual suspects. But look! Toward the bottom (no pun intended), newcomer Shannon Tweed, queen of the erotic thriller. We welcome you, Shannon, with open arms. (No, seriously. Give us a call. We’ll spring for cab fare.) [...] [...] In this – 2006’s final monthly round-up of search terms that bring new pervs people to BOOKGASM – a list of the usual suspects. But look! Toward the bottom (no pun intended), newcomer Shannon Tweed, queen of the erotic thriller. We welcome you, Shannon, with open arms. (No, seriously. Give us a call. We’ll spring for cab fare.) [...]

]]> http://www.bookgasm.com/whatnot/fun-with-bookgasm-and-zombie-breasts/#comment-6353 9 Fake Books I Wish Someone Had Published This Year » Bookgasm Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:23:08 +0000 http://www.bookgasm.com/?p=983#comment-6353 [...] 9. NAKED PICTURES OF US by Evangeline Lilly, Tricia Helfer, Mimi Rogers and Charo – It was only matter of time before the publishing world took notice of how many online readers came to sites like BOOKGASM hoping to find naked pictures of the stars of LOST, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, LOST IN SPACE and THE LOVE BOAT. Thankfully, this year the folks at HarperCollins heeded this call and gave the public what they so desperately wanted. No one need ever search for such images again! –Allan Mott [...] [...] 9. NAKED PICTURES OF US by Evangeline Lilly, Tricia Helfer, Mimi Rogers and Charo – It was only matter of time before the publishing world took notice of how many online readers came to sites like BOOKGASM hoping to find naked pictures of the stars of LOST, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, LOST IN SPACE and THE LOVE BOAT. Thankfully, this year the folks at HarperCollins heeded this call and gave the public what they so desperately wanted. No one need ever search for such images again! –Allan Mott [...]

]]> http://www.bookgasm.com/whatnot/fun-with-bookgasm-and-zombie-breasts/#comment-6175 WEEKEND REGASM >> 12.3.06 » Bookgasm Sun, 03 Dec 2006 19:46:56 +0000 http://www.bookgasm.com/?p=983#comment-6175 [...] COMMON DENOMINATOR … RISING If an after-school special were to be written about BOOKGASM’s rise to prominence, I think the turning point would be when searchers looking for actual book reviews started visiting the site and we didn’t have to tailor our prose to satisfy connoisseurs of niche B-celebrity skin. That point is quickly approaching, as searchers’ emphasis on full-frontal Charo is in retrograde and Marvel zombies are gaining steam, at least according to last month’s search data in FUN WITH BOOKGASM. I think this would be the point in the movie in which Rod Lott (played by Kristy McNichol) sees that not everyone in the world is a slimy perv looking for cheap celebrity nipple slips, convincing her to finally go “all the way” with her high school boyfriend. [...] [...] COMMON DENOMINATOR … RISING If an after-school special were to be written about BOOKGASM’s rise to prominence, I think the turning point would be when searchers looking for actual book reviews started visiting the site and we didn’t have to tailor our prose to satisfy connoisseurs of niche B-celebrity skin. That point is quickly approaching, as searchers’ emphasis on full-frontal Charo is in retrograde and Marvel zombies are gaining steam, at least according to last month’s search data in FUN WITH BOOKGASM. I think this would be the point in the movie in which Rod Lott (played by Kristy McNichol) sees that not everyone in the world is a slimy perv looking for cheap celebrity nipple slips, convincing her to finally go “all the way” with her high school boyfriend. [...]

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