Fun with Bookgasm (and still more aged Charo flesh)
This month’s BOOKGASM incoming-search-term roundup is just like last month’s, so there’s really not much more to say.
Except this: All totaled, an ungodly 5,955 of you came to us looking specifically for nude pics of Charo. That’s an exponential increase, up from July’s mere 147. Somewhere, Carol Burnett cries, realizing her R.I.F. program was all in vain. We join her.
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593 evangeline lilly nude
495 evangeline lilly naked
419 kristin chenoweth nude
199 uschi digard
135 bookgasm
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119 kristin chenoweth naked
93 naked charo
82 charo nude photos
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74 kristen chenoweth nude
74 mimi rogers
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45 james frey
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3603 [not listed: 2,000 search terms]
[...] THURSDAY >> 8.31.06 If I got paid for every click I drew to this publication, I would be a rich dude right now, because my off-handed mention of a nude Charo from June 30 has sent our click-throughs through the roof, at least according to the latest FUN WITH BOOKGASM stats. Way more than “topless Hasselhoff” or “Suri Cruise-Holmes breastfeeding” would ever do, that’s for sure. [...]
[...] A look in the life of your BOOKGASM editor: Sees it’s the last weekday of the month. Remembers that means it’s time for the monthly roundup of incoming search terms to the site. Runs the report. Reads the results. Shakes his head. Weeps for our nation. [...]