Ah, March. That’s the “in like a lion, out like a lamb” month, right? What a crock. Things around here are so fierce and hairy that we almost forgot it was time for our end-o’-month roundup of search terms that bring people to our fine corner of the Internet. You’ll notice we’re doing it a little bit differently now.

Is there some big-money contest going on I don’t know about? Perhaps one that hinges on arcane plot points from “The Monkey’s Paw”? Because that takes the top slot this month, followed by “Eleanor’s tit.” I don’t know who Eleanor is, but I hope she finds it. And speaking of, Mimi Rogers and Uschi Digard make their usual appearances, joined now by Kristin Chenoweth. And a scant few actual terms involving books. Enjoy, you pervs.

45 who was responsible for herbert’s death in the monkey’s paw by w w jacobs
30 eleanor’s tit
24 the last templar
21 uschi digard
17 kristin chenoweth fhm
15 24 declassified
14 bookgasm
14 john twelve hawkes
13 kristin chenoweth breasts
11 kristin chenoweth
9 scary movies
8 juggin joe
8 mimi rogers
8 sexy movies
8 evangeline lilly naked
7 snuff films women stomping men
6 kristin chenoweth nude
6 dean koontz’s frankenstein book three
6 chenoweth fhm
6 mimi rogers nude