If April is the month for fools, where were all the usual wacky search terms that bring people to this site? In past months, it’s all been about “torture drawings” and the like. But this month? It was all about actual books. Oh, and actual breasts (mostly those of Kristin Chenoweth, star of the new film RV, which opens in theaters today [and closes Wednesday?]). Actual books and actual breasts: Those are two of my favorite things. Or does that count as three? I’m too mentally exhausted to “figure” it out.

Here now, April’s most popular search terms rundown:
67 bookgasm
50 evangeline lilly nude
46 uschi digard
34 kristin chenoweth nude
29 dean koontz frankenstein book three
25 evangeline lilly naked
23 mimi rogers
18 mimi rogers breasts
14 kristin chenoweth fhm
11 narnia movie
11 horror books
10 jessica biel nude
10 the dark tower
10 kristin chenoweth breasts
9 devil’s rejects
9 kristin chenoweth naked
9 narnia
8 witness to myself by seymour shubin
8 runaways
8 kristin chenoweth sexy