Fun with Bookgasm (and Evangeline Lilly’s breasts)
Geez, has it been another month already? (Answer: Yes. Yes, it has.) That means it’s time for our monthly, entertaining look at the search queries that lead people to our cozy home we call BOOKGASM. No surprise: Visitors to the Internets are still all about the naked Mimi Rogers.
As usual, after perusing the list, we have questions:
1) What is “thumper of off James Bond”?
2) Why would anyone want illustrated erotic stories of the Bible featuring children?
3) And how on God’s green earth would a search of “the tallest cock sex 6″ send people here? Well, I guess it certainly will, now that I typed it.
In no particular order:
• sexy movies
• mimi rogers nude
• medical thrillers
• uschi digard
• hard case crime
• 24 declassified
• bad twin
• bat boy lives
• dean koontz
• thrillers
• cannibal stories
• fhmus hard case crime contest
• carrie rickey
• merian c cooper
• thumper off of james bond
• splinter cell operation barracuda
• illustrated erotic stories -bible -kids -children
• free username password to mr skin
• gloria trevi
• lolita davidovich mystery scene
• sex scary movies
• the halo effect by mj rose sexuality theme
• geographers’ library
• wolf hunting fiction jane lindskold entry
• 24 operation hell gate
• druperman
• chelsea quinn yarbro review
• doomed comic
• russ meyer
• girl next door stories
• forever odd dean koontz
• charles edward pogue
• king kong lost spider pit sequence
• noisy outlaws unfriendly blobs and some other things
• evangeline lilly naked
• ed mcbain
• where can i read george langelaan’s original short story of the fly?
• x list film critics body heat
• prehistoric sharks
• book of the month and spy master
• kitty and the midnight hour
• mrskin teen teen teen sex
• jeff carroll
• mystery thrillers reviews
• noisy outlaws unfriendly blobs unfinished story
• nassise heretic
• the dictionary of exes nick fowler
• johnny cash prison term
• the tallest cock sex 6
Yeah I laugh when I check how they arrive at my site also. in the past few days the area of Texas was looking for info about Alka Seltzer. Guess some kids did not do their home work and ended up reading about my night at Monday night football game with the Pats/Colts.
“noisy outlaws unfriendly blobs and some other things”
I think Danielle Steele wrote that one, and I believe it was inspired by a shirtless Matthew Mcconaughey, or was it Amitabh Bachchan?
[...] The title of that book brings up a bone I have to pick with the publishing industry as a whole: The titles of books are really starting to suck. There’s a lowest-common-denominator factor at work here, so please, for the love of Evangeline Lilly’s breasts, let’s not just pander to impulse-buying trends and mix it up a little, people. The solution is simple: From now on, books everywhere will be arranged alphabetically by title. The BLOOD HUNTs and KILLER INSTINCTs will be lost in the crowd, while more imaginative titling will be rewarded. [...]
[...] FUN WITH BOOKGASM Whether they belong to Mimi Rogers, Evangeline Lilly, Uschi Digard or Charo, ’tis breasts that keep web surfers coming back to BOOKGASM for more, despite our site’s total lack of boobage. This monthly segment shows off what search terms led readers to our site, and while some may surprise you (”jay mohr gasping for airtime”), others will totally shake your faith in the basic decency of humanity (“rituals involving semen”). So click away! [...]