One of cinema’s greatest turkeys – from 1964 or any year – finally gets a novelization. Yes, kids, the story of that beloved Pia Zadora classic SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS – as seen and rightfully butchered on MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 – can now be enjoyed in book form!
Better yet, you can decide the whole book-vs.-movie debate on your own, since the novel comes with a DVD featuring the original film in all its cheap-ass wonder. If nothing else, it’s worth watching for Milton Delugg’s memorable theme song, “Hooray for Santy Claus!” Give it to someone you hate this Christmas.
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