CAPES, COWLS & COSTUMES >> Heroes of Ol’ Blighty

First off, “Blighty” is a slang term for England that comes from a Hindustani word meaning “foreign.” I looked it up so you don’t have to.

Second, did you know Ol’ Vilayati has a comic book industry all its own, with an original roster of homegrown heroes, comic book titles and formats? (Being American and having the world revolve around me, it wasn’t until much later, thanks to the reportage of fan publications like Roy Thomas’ ALTER EGO, that I began to learn just how extensive was native comic book publishing in the years after World War II; not only in England, but France, Canada, the Philippines, Japan and Mexico, to name a few off the top of my head.)

British comics, which date back to the 1880s, consisted largely of weekly, magazine-sized publications with names like BEANO, DANDY and EAGLE, featuring humor and adventure stories aimed at kids. In 1977, 2000 AD was launched, introducing in its second issue a feature called JUDGE DREDD, created by John Wagner and Carlos Ezquerra. From there, (British) comics weren’t, as people in comics like to say sneeringly, “just for kids anymore!”

This hardcore, by-the-book cop was set in a bizarre 122 years in the future society, consisting of massively overcrowded Mega-Cities dotting a radioactive-wasted Earth full of mutants, aliens and savage inhumanity. In this overpopulated, insane world, cops are judge, jury and executioner. Dredd doesn’t just live the law, he, as he says, “is the law!” Dredd was a hit and made 2000 AD a bestseller, which in turn elevated many of the other features sharing the magazine with JUDGE DREDD to hit status, including ROBO-HUNTER, THARG’S FUTURE SHOCKS and STRONTIUM DOG. It also made stars of many of its writers and artists (Alan Moore, Brian Bolland, John Wagner, Alan Grant, Grant Morrison, Mark Millar, et al.), both there and in the British Invasion of American comics.

Virgin Books published nine Judge Dredd novels around the time of the oft-and often-justifiably maligned Sylvester Stallone JUDGE DREDD movie from 1995, but, much like the film, the books didn’t go over with the public. (The movie barely made a ripple; the action figures were remaindered before the last reel had run and Dredd disappeared from the mainstream American consciousness. At the time, I was editor of the DC Comics-licensed JUDGE DREDD comic book, including the movie adaptation drawn by co-creator Ezquerra; the guy who made the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a multibillion dollar franchise believed Dredd would be as big as the Turtles. He was wrong.)

The movie was novelized in JUDGE DREDD by noted science fiction and fantasy author Neal Barrett Jr., based on a screenplay by William Wisher and Steven E. De Souza. The story — Dredd’s downfall and his hunt for his evil clone (played by Armand Assante*) who’s responsible — is well-written, and Barrett, a consummate professional, does what he can with the material at hand. But, as with many such adaptations, the end result can only be as good as the source material. And little, fanboy things rankle me as a reader. Take for instance, this simple passage: “Even if he could make a wild guess at the Chief Justice’s reasons, Dredd knew he’d probably be wrong. Fargo’s mind was like one of those antique boxes. The secret in the first box was another box. And within that box … ” Abstract-poetic thought from Joe Dredd? I don’t think so.

Also, readers would be hard-pressed to find the British sensibility that informed the original comic series — that, in fact, made it work at all — in either the movie or novel. Dredd’s Mega-City One was always clearly identified as being New York (and most of the rest of the northeast corridor), but its stories were based on the British experience — a reaction to economically troubled England and the rise of the Conservatives. Here, Dredd was clearly a product of the very American Clint Eastwood/Man with No Name/Harry Callahan mold. (No one knows what Rob Schneider was supposed to be.)

dredd vs death reviewMore on point were those Virgin novels, many of then written by 2000 AD veterans like David Bishop, Dave Stone and Dredd co-creator Wagner. In 2003, Britain’s Black Flame Books acquired the license to publish novels based on 2000 AD properties, eventually publishing nine new Dredd books over the next four years. The first was JUDGE DREDD: DREDD VS. DEATH by Gordon Rennie, another veteran Dredd scribe (based on the storyline of a video game by Rebellion Studios).

Rennie is too good a writer to let the one-dimensional aspects of a video game confine his story. He takes the reader through this futuristic world and its Draconian legal system with care and attention to continuity and character, his Dredd far more reactionary than Barrett’s thinking man’s cop. This action-packed adventure takes Dredd and his colleague, the psychic Judge Anderson, on the hunt for the Death Cult responsible for letting loose a virus in Mega-City One that turns people into vampires. And, as any good Death Cult will do, this one summons the four Dark Judges to our realm, pitting Dredd and company against Death, Fire, Fear and Mortis in a battle for their souls.

bad timing reviewAnother popular 2000 AD feature is STRONTIUM DOG, created in 1978 by the same folks who brought you Judge Dredd: Wagner (as T.B. Grover) and Ezquerra. The Dogs are intergalactic bounty hunters, one of the few jobs available to Strontium-70-created mutants of Earth, post-Great War of 2150. The Strontium Dog of the title is Johnny Alpha, possessor of mutant eyes that allow him to see through walls and read minds, and the most famous and respected of all the mutant bounty hunters.

STRONTIUM DOG: BAD TIMING, by British author and editor Rebecca Levene, takes Johnny Alpha to far-off Epsilon 5, a world where time has sped up to hundreds of times its normal speed. As the back cover copy says, it’s “a literal race against time” to save the quarantined planet, and that is accomplished with all the usual bizarre aliens and mutations that’s made STRONTIUM DOG a consistent favorite.

Last on this installment’s list, but first in the alphabet, is ABC WARRIORS, a band of battle-hardened robot soldiers built to withstand atomic, bacterial and chemical warfare around the universe, created by Pat Mills and Kevin O’Neill in 1979. ABC WARRIORS: THE MEDUSA WAR by Mills and Alan Mitchell was the first of two such novels from Black Flame, and it sent the sentient robots — with names like Hammerstein, Deadlock, Joe Pineapples and Mek-Quake — to Mars, where the humans who have spent the last two thousand years terra-forming the red planet to make it habitable have awakened Medusa, an ancient life-force determined to prevent Mars from being turned into an alien world by these human invaders. Mills brings his robotic creations to life— a rich mix of human foibles in metal form (think the Metal Men with lots and lots and lots of really big guns and things that blow up), pitting them against a supernatural menace that will really test their mettle.


Next time: novels by comic book writers not about comic book characters. —Paul Kupperberg

*And, excuse me, but if Rico is supposed to be Dredd’s clone, why didn’t Stallone just play both parts? That way, he could have kept the helmet on the entire movie as Dredd — who was never without it in the comic — and still had all the face-time he wanted as Rico.

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Comment by Bruce
2008-09-26 06:54:36

Ugh that Judge Dredd movie still is one of the worst comic adaptations ever even worse then some of the Alan Moore ones but From Hell comes close. At least the new paperbacks keep the tone of the original comic. Also Strontium Dog still rules just wish those really nice strip collections were a bit cheaper to import. Since they are really nice put together and have everything from the 2000 AD run. I’ll just have to make due with the paperbacks I have that read like good westerns. Which is what the whole series was, just a western with space and aliens as its background.

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Comment by rob!
2008-09-27 08:26:36

ah, the Judge Dredd movie…

(shakes head in disbelief)

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Comment by Paul Kupperberg
2008-09-27 09:53:47

The sad part is, if you changed the costumes and called the movie something else, it’s not a bad Stallone sf picture. Goofy, but harmless…it’s just NOT Judge Dredd.

Comment by Bruce
2008-09-27 16:18:44

no then we would get crap like Demolition Man

Comment by Paul Kupperberg
2008-09-27 18:22:35

Oh, how I long for the innocent days of LORDS OF FLATBUSH…!

Comment by Rod
2008-09-27 19:59:36

I’m trying to think if there’s any Stallone movie I ever liked. (I’m not even a ROCKY person.) Lemme check. Oh, I guess CLIFFHANGER was okay. COBRA was stupid fun. Pretty much ends there.

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Comment by Bruce
2008-09-27 20:30:08

Death Race 2000 was his best acting as Machine Gun Joe

Comment by Paul Kupperberg
2008-09-28 07:45:53

Yeah, I’m hard-pressed to think of a Stallone film that I like all that much (after ROCKY…and yes, I know it contains every boxing movie cliche known to man, but what can I tell you? it worked). Well, LORDS OF FLATBUSH, although that’s really an ensemble film (plus, it was filmed, during the summer, at my high school, so I saw all these guys in the ‘hood while it was happening). Let’s face it, even at his best, Stallone is so-so.

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