Even if you loathe the genre like I do and avoid such stations as if you could contract H1N1 through the airwaves, you’re bound to get a kick out of Aye Jay’s COUNTRY MUSIC FUN TIME ACTIVITY BOOK. After all, how many words can you make out of Kris Kristofferson?
While some of the book contains actual, workable, straightforward puzzles and games, much of it is parodic, with challenges like “Draw Billy Ray Cyrus’s Mullet” and “Finish Drawing Dolly Parton’s Body.” There’s even a maze titled “Help Brooks Find Dunn!”
One also must connect the dots to form Lyle Lovett’s hair; apply the MAD LIBS formula to the lyrics of Hank Williams’ “Move It on Over”; and color Toby Keith, but using “red, white and blue crayons only!” Funny stuff, for the two minutes it’ll take you to read before passing on to your child to deface at will. —Rod Lott
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