CELEBRITY QUICK PICKS >> 4.25.08

by Ralph Gamelli on April 25, 2008 · 1 comment

What are the rich and famous reading? Let’s take a click!

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“I had no idea books like this existed. No longer will I ‘misspeak.’ Misspeaking can be as dangerous as sniper fire. This book will change your life … and save my campaign.”

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A fun read for fans of Bigfoot, UFOs and Atlantis — as long as you accept the fact that the subject matter is a complete myth.”

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“My dad and I have always been close. After reading this book together, I think we’re even closer.”

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“Why am I only now finding out about this book?”

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“I’m only halfway through reading this, but so far, it’s fantastic. Don’t tell me how it ends.”

hillary clinton nudeHILLARY CLINTON
“I had no idea books like this existed. It will change your life … and save my campaign.”

–Ralph Gamelli

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Ralph Gamelli has been published in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, TheMorningNews.org, Yankee Pot Roast and probably others.

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Malena Lott May 1, 2008 at 10:43 am

Ralph,
That is simply hilarious. I think that should at least be a monthly bit! Keep it up.

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