Paperback zombies! (Paperback zombies!)
Dear sir or madam, will you read this book?
It took me a week to finish, will you take a look?
It’s a zombie novel by one Alan Goldsher,
It stars The Beatles and he does a good job for a non-horror writer …
Non-horror writer!
It’s the bloody story of a zombie band,
And a zombie plague nobody understands…
Led by John Lennon, they want to raise Hell,
With a steady supply of fresh brains loaded into their concert rider …
Their concert rider!
It’s 300 pages, give or take a few,
Ringo Starr is a ninja and so is Yoko, too…
Mick Jagger shows up as a zombie slayer,
And my favorite part is the shooting of the infamous butcher cover …
Infamous butcher cover!
Yeah, I really liked it, it’s very clever and tight,
I’m pretty sure Goldsher’s sold off the movie rights …
It’s very cinematic and should be worth a few laughs,
So c’mon, give it a break and please hire a decent screenwriter …
A decent screenwriter!
Paperback zombies! (Paperback zombies!)
Paperback zombies! (Paperback zombies!)
Paperback zombies! (Paperback zombies!) —Louis Fowler
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Review of the year
Hilarious review of a great book!
Now do “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”.
Speaking of zombie books, I’d love to see a review of “Night of the Living Trekkies” if any of your reviewers plan to read it.
You lost me at Trekkies
Well, at least that’s the last word in the title. It would have been so much worse if I had lost you at Night.