Comedy team, sex practitioners and real-life couple Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist explore and celebrate humanity’s most treasured pastime in THE SEXY BOOK OF SEXY SEX. Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you aren’t instantly good at it, you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex. Fortunately, this book is the ultimate guide to getting your rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors. Every sexual technique they have tried. Every erogenous zone they have erogenated. Every STD they have suffered from — sometimes for way too long — just to see what would happen. Once absorbed, the wisdom contained within cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming you brains out and neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesn’t involve constant genital stimulation. We have one copy to give away.
To enter:
1. E-mail us your name and mailing address (U.S. only; no P.O. boxes) with “UNHHH!” as the subject line, to editor at bookgasm dot com.
2. Await Friday, Aug. 20, when we announce the randomly chosen winner.
3. Or, just buy it at Amazon.
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I have no intention of buying this book, but this is one of the best reviews ever.
The stench that emanates off of Schaal’s underpants must be eye-burning. Like carp that’s been marinated in ammonia.