July is so close, we can spit and hit it from here. (And yes, we’re taking Tuesday off for Independence Day, but will be back on Wednesday, lest our fingers suffer a firecracker mishap.) All that means is June is all but gone, making it time for our monthly roundup of search terms that bring web surfers to the BOOKGASM – you know, that genre fiction review site with the funny name.

And we read you loud and clear: You want to see Evangeline Lilly nude and/or naked, even if you can’t spell her name. And you’d also like the same of Kristin Chenoweth, Jessica Biel, Uschi Digard and … hey! What’s this? Where are Mimi Rogers’ boobs?

Yes, for the first month in our nearly year-long history, that popular search term has fallen off our fabled list in favor of “murder stabbing,” a little something called “Poseidon rape” and “rituals involving semen.” (I decline to make the really crude joke I just thought of, but really, how do these phrases point people our way?) It’s enough to make you wonder if BOOKGASM has anything to do with books anymore. But then, at the bottom of the list, one smart person shines through and gives us hope for the future…

165 evangeline lilly nude
106 evangeline lilly naked
89 uschi digard
63 kristin chenoweth nude
49 http://www.bookgasm.com/category/reviews/classics/
41 bookgasm
31 jessica biel nude
28 12 day chase for lincoln’s killer
19 evangeline lily naked
17 evangeline lily nude
17 jessica biel naked
16 devil’s rejects
16 kristin chenoweth naked
15 scary movies
15 dean koontz frankenstein book three
14 dark tower
14 regasm
13 kristen chenoweth nude
13 the faithful spy review
13 viggo mortensen
4 anthony reynolds murder stabbing california
3 nick carter
2 mrskin.com password latest june 2006
2 narnia
2 brother odd previews
2 scary movies
2 devil sex comic
2 da vinci code movie
2 rituals involving semen
2 jack ketchum’s off season spoilers
1 killraven
1 a little madness goes a long way
1 book of the dead preston
1 poseidon rape
1 mexploitation cinema
1 the bad twin
1 books