Month in, month out, this site gets a lot of visitors seeking “kristin chenoweth boobs,” all due to a forever-ago post from 2006 about her now-infamous bikini photos in FHM magazine. Now with the release of her memoir, A LITTLE BIT WICKED: LIFE, LOVE, AND FAITH IN STAGES, the Oklahoma-born actress has a more legitimate reason to appear here.
She returned to OKC tonight to sign copies of her book, page 51 of which describes a cheerleading “cooter smash” that has granted her “hoo hoo” the ability to tell when it’s going to rain. That’s the only page I’ve read. Anyway, the state’s lieutenant governor was there to cut in line, as did a bunch of really rich people. Feast your eyes on a few photos after the jump.
On screen, she is tiny. In person, she is FANTASTIC VOYAGE tiny.
From left: a painting to give you nightmares, the Chenoweth, me and a floating head. Kristin’s last words to me were, “Thanks for buying my book!” I hadn’t the heart to tell her I got it for free. I’ll let her have that moment.
A heart! She put a heart! That means she loves me, right? Right? Right?
—Rod Lott
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She hearted me, too, Rod. You’re not the only one loved.
Comparing hearts – she drew mine bigger. How does it feel to come in second?
That’swhatshesaid.
Tiny blondes aren’t usually my thing but there’s something adorable about her. Weird to have a little crush on Mr. Noodle’s sister, Miss Noodle.