5 Sexy Covers of Books I Have No Intention of Ever Reading

by Rod Lott on November 13, 2009 · 8 comments

Whoever came up with the adage “Don’t judge a book by its cover” obviously had no sex drive. Because these covers get my blood flowing, even though the contents inside hold little to zero appeal to me.

SERIOUSLY SEXY STOCKING FILLER: 20 EROTIC STORIES by Miranda Forbes
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RIDERS by Jilly Cooper
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MORTAL FRIENDS by Jane Stanton Hitchcock
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REAL MEN LAST ALL NIGHT by Lori Foster, Lora Leigh, Cheyenne McCray and Heidi Betts
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LESBIAN PULP FICTION: THE SEXUALLY INTREPID WORLD OF LESBIAN PAPERBACK NOVELS 1950-1965 edited by Katherine V. Forrest
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—Rod Lott

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Tom Johnson November 13, 2009 at 9:05 am

hahaha
I passed on those ones!

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Flash November 13, 2009 at 9:19 am

I’m guessing you’re a butt man.

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Nick Ruffilo November 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm

BookSwim sees your 5 sexy covers and raises you 1 sexy cover. Ok – actually its more of just “BookSwim posts one sexy cover” but that doesn’t sound quite as good. Great post!

BookSwim’s addition can be found here: http://www.bookswim.com/blog/sexy-cover-for-a-book-ill-never-read/2009/11/13/

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Nick November 13, 2009 at 11:50 pm

you owe me a new keyboard

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R November 14, 2009 at 10:01 am

I thought that book was just photoshopped. But tractor love? The Fantasizer? Sweet Allis? Oy.

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Juri Nummelin November 15, 2009 at 10:34 am

You’re not interested in vintage sleaze? I think the lesbian pulp fiction book is very interesting – even though not as interesting as Michael Bronski’s Pulp Friction, which collects lots of pre-Stonewall gay erotica.

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Kymm November 16, 2009 at 7:13 pm

I want to know where that chick on the lesbian pulp cover got her bra.

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Dan November 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm

Love this… I’m rating them 1-5-2-3-4. Nicely done Mr. Lott.

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