Laddies and lassies, if I weren’t so nice, I’d take this sword from my scabbard and cut off a pinkie (maybe two) for trying to enter these contests by leaving the answers in the comments rather than e-mailing. But lucky for you, I’m non-confrontational.

And on that note, the randomly chosen winners of Edward Chupack’s SILVER: MY OWN TALE AS WRITTEN BY ME WITH A GOODLY AMOUNT OF MURDER are:
• Ed Pettit of Jenkintown, Pa.
• Kip Vaughn of Huntington Beach, Calif.

For the record, the four pirate movies you had to identify in the contest were:
1. CUTTHROAT ISLAND
2. HOOK
3. THE ISLAND
4. THE PIRATE MOVIE

Thanks for playing, and all you losers can buy it on Amazon. Another contest coming Monday, for those who survive their tryptophan comas this Thanksgiving weekend!