Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!

Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!

Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!

Something we’ve been noticing ever since we started BOOKGASM: Writers sure do use the phrase “solar plexus” a lot. There are tons of places on the human body where it hurts to be hit, but “solar plexus” seems to be the fave.

Don’t believe me? Then check out our newest feature: the continually updated SOLAR PLEXUS WATCH. It merits its own page, accessible from the main page of this site at any time. From now on, anytime we come across those two words in a novel, you’ll see it tagged in the review and then added for historical prosperity to the master list. Authors, consider yourself on full alert!

Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!

Wanna know how they end? WARNING: You’re about to!

THE ALMOST MOON by Alice Sebold – The narrator is about to kill herself.

A THOUSAND SPLENDID SUNS by Khaled Hosseini – The main character kills her husband with a shovel, and the Taliban executes her.

A LICK OF FROST by Laurell K. Hamilton – Princess Meredith earns the throne and thinks she may pregnant via rape, and isn’t happy about either.

THE PILLARS OF THE EARTH by Ken Follett – The cathedral gets built. –compiled by staff

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Another year, another load of books down …

Best in Fiction
Since it’s a couple of years old, it may be a bit of a cheat to give 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS by Joe Hill this spot, but I’m doing it anyway. First of all, 2007 marked its first publication in America, and furthermore, it arrived with a new story attached not available in its original British edition. So there. Plus, nothing excited or moved me more this year, with Hill expertly moving from one short story to another, demonstrating incredible range. If you’re into horror fiction, you’ll love it; if you’re not into horror fiction, you’ll still love it. Such appeal is the mark of a great writer.

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Fill your new calendar all you want with lunch dates and business meetings. Mine has publishers’ official release dates of books I want to read listed. I know some of them are bound to disappoint me – and one or two may turn out to be terrible – but for now, these are the 2008 titles on my radar, in chronological order. Hone in.

BLASPHEMY by Douglas Preston – Those of you who are regular BOOKGASM visitors know that anything by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child – together or separately – automatically equates to a “must read.” Hence, this techno-thriller, which Preston told us is “about a particle accelerator where some really strange scientific things go awry in a really bizarre and dangerous way.” (1/8)

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In formulating this year’s list, I took a long, hard look at my nominees and made, perhaps, a bold choice: I left out William Gibson. It’s not that SPOOK COUNTRY isn’t a good book – it is. What it isn’t, however, is science fiction.

Mr. Gibson, I really like your work, and SPOOK COUNTRY was one of my favorites in 2007, but other books that are actually science fiction deserve a shot. My new stance also took one of my other favorites of 2007 out of the running: CROOKED LITTLE VEIN by Warren Ellis.

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Forgive me, but I can’t read everything I want to. Time was my enemy like never before in ‘07, so these novels fell by the wayside. However, they remain on my shelf in the hopes I’ll get to them someday – either in retirement or whenever I win the lottery, whichever comes first.

And what about you? What escaped your schedule or fell victim to bouts of laziness over the past 12 months? And hey, if you’ve read any of the books on this list and have an opinion that might convince to make a concerted effort to get to them, I’d love to hear them (even more so if you can freeze time).

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In a world where the Goldman family is now making money (and taking writing credit for) O.J. Simpson’s tasteless IF I DID IT book, and where the Kindle and the iPhone have made the media act like giddy schoolgirls, we at least have the solidity of BOOKGASM, presenting good (and bad) books for us to read on a daily basis. So let’s take a look back through 2007 and pick out the best of the titles you may want to pick up with all the gift cards you got this season.

Best Books I Reviewed in 2007
So what piqued my interest in 2007? We’ll start with the fabulous debut of Lisa Unger in BEAUTIFUL LIES. Truly remarkable were her entirely believable characters, who actually behaved like normal folk when dealing with the police instead of the intensely idiotic morons we are normally used to reading about. It was also highly evocative of New York City – not just using the city as a crutch, but really writing about it.

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I, Allan Mott, simply don’t have the ego required to believe that any of you regular BOOKGASM readers have noticed – much less lamented – my absence from this fine, nearly-award-winning site during the past nine months, but I myself was shocked when I realized it had been that long since I offered up a contribution, and gave Mr. Lott the opportunity to go one day without reviewing another book about zombie-werewolf CIA agents going for one last score by breaking the bank at a 23rd-century gladiatorial casino. (Seriously, folks, can we give that genre a rest? It’s totally played out!)

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We’re taking a break from the usual column to list my picks for the 10 best crime novels of 2007.

1. BIG CITY, BAD BLOOD by Sean Chercover – I said it when I first reviewed it: This was the book to beat. Chercover is a writer to watch and I can’t wait for his second novel.

2. DUST DEVILS by James Reasoner – It was really hard to put this book in the No. 2 slot, since it was the equal of BIG CITY. Reasoner came back to the crime genre with guns a-blazin’.

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Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!

Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!

Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!

Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!

Our monthly depressing look at the search terms that bring pervs to BOOKGASM!