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Amusing, unedited excerpts from press releases promoting books we otherwise dare not mention!
from LETTERS NEVER MAILED: 32 YEARS OF WRITING TO TOM WAITS by Susan Borgeson:
Professional journalist, Susan Borgeson, has given us a glimpse of her personal struggle to ‘connect’ with Tom Waits while simultaneously battling a severe bi-polar disorder. The creativity which emerges in these letters is tragically poignant since the “stuff” that comprises mental illness is totally absent on the other side of the Brownings’ coin. At the tender young age of 21, writer Susan Borgeson was writing radio copy at station KBDF in Eugene, Oregon. The year was 1977, and musician Tom Waits was touring his “Small Change” release featuring the hit, “Step Right Up.” The two met and the rest is history.
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