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In the Miso Soup

by Christopher Sharpe on September 7, 2006 · 2 comments

in the miso soup reviewIN THE MISO SOUP, the latest novel from AUDITION screenwriter Ryu Murakami, is a dark, Japanese-noir trip through Tokyo’s sex districts. With a premise like that, the reader would naturally expect a book packed with sleazy vicarious thrills. Unfortunately, IN THE MISO SOUP does not deliver.

Our protagonist is an easy-going guy named Kenji, who makes a meager living as a guide for Western tourists looking to get laid. Most of Kenji’s clients are American men in town for business. They call him up, he finds out what they are into and then he takes them to the right place. Kenji’s latest client is a very strange American named Frank. From the outset, Kenji senses that something just isn’t right about him and as they spend more time together, Frank just continues to get weirder.

The first half of the book works as an travelogue-style introduction to the Tokyo sex industry. For such a long chunk of what is essentially pure exposition, it works pretty well. The action progresses naturally from peep shows to hostess bars. Kenji takes Frank around, learns about his weird predilections and tries to find the right girl for him. The tension slowly builds throughout the night as Frank gets progressively creepier. Based on Murakami’s descriptions, he may even be some kind of inhuman monster.

At the end of their first night on the town, Frank has a complete meltdown at an all-night batting cage, but Kenji agrees to meet him for another “tour” the following night. Frank goes back to his hotel and Kenji goes home to his hot teenage girlfriend. Kenji is really freaked out by this guy and even suspects that he might be a serial killer who has been operating in the area. Then he finds a piece of what might be bloody skin stuck to his door. You’d think all his time spent in the Tokyo underworld would make Kenji into a tougher guy, but he is a little wimp. However, despite all of this, he still takes Frank out for another “tour” the following night.

On night number two, things get worse and finally we get a scene or two of serious blood-spewing carnage. Kenji is so unnerved he is unable to escape Frank, so they go into hiding together. Considering these guys are on the run after an extremely bloody killing spree, there is very little tension. Instead, they talk. Kenji is a freaked-out little bitch and Frank is in love with his own voice. Frank talks and talks and Kenji whimpers and tries to figure out a way out of this situation and back to the teenage ass he’s got waiting for him at home. The book meanders through the rest of its 224 pages to an unsatisfactorily maudlin conclusion on a bridge.

Considering the subject matter, MISO is surprisingly chaste. I’m sure there is a big sociopolitical point that Murakami is making here – something to do with the evil of American culture – but the story itself just wasn’t interesting enough to make me care. –Chris Sharpe

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star wars edge of victory rebirth reviewGreg Keyes delivers another great STAR WARS novel with STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – EDGE OF VICTORY II: REBIRTH. I don’t know why this is the second volume in the EDGE OF VICTORY series, because it really works as a stand-alone book. Whereas the previous book focused on Anakin Solo, this book brings all the beloved movie characters back to center stage. For one of these books to really “feel” like a STAR WARS movie, it needs lots of characters and lots of subplots – REBIRTH delivers both in spades.

One of the main subplots is the impending birth of the child of Luke and Mara Jade. Mara’s sickness returns, placing the baby in grave danger. This thread is really handled brilliantly and sensitively. Kyp Durron and his renegade squadron discover an in-progress Yuuzhan Vong superweapon and recruit Jaina Solo’s help in destroying it. Anakin deepens his relationship with Tahiri, who is recovering from her treatment at the hands of Yuuzhan Vong shapers. And Han Solo reverts to back to true form as an intergalactic smuggler, with Jacen and Leia at his side.

On the Yuuzhan Vong front, we follow a shaper named Nen Yim, who was introduced in the last book. She is a heretic because she doesn’t simply follow religion, but conducts experiments that go against the Yuuzhan Vong beliefs.

There is so much going on here that it would be easy to let it get bogged down. Instead, Keyes keeps things moving at a breakneck pace and brings all the story threads together for an amazing climax. This is one book in the series that easily could have been 100 pages longer and still remained a great read. –Chris Sharpe

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OTHER BOOKGASM REVIEWS OF THIS SERIES:
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – AGENTS OF CHAOS I: HERO’S TRIAL by James Luceno
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – AGENTS OF CHAOS II: JEDI ECLIPSE by James Luceno
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – BALANCE POINT by Kathy Tyers
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – DARK TIDE I: ONSLAUGHT by Michael A. Stackpole
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – DARK TIDE II: RUIN by Michael A. Stackpole
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – EDGE OF VICTORY I: CONQUEST by Greg Keyes
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – VECTOR PRIME by R.A. Salvatore

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star wars edge of victory conquest reviewAfter getting bogged down in Kathy Tyers’ meandering BALANCE POINT, I wasn’t sure if I would make it through the rest of the New Jedi Order series. I was tired of wimpy, indecisive Jedi; Han and Leia’s marital troubles; and the difficulties of dealing with refugees from destroyed planets. Thankfully, Greg Keyes kicks the saga back into high gear. With STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – EDGE OF VICTORY I: CONQUEST, he pulls off the difficult feat of delivering an exciting novel that not only advances the larger storyline, but delves deep into characters that haven’t been given much attention.

The focus here is on Anakin Solo. I know earlier pre-New Jedi Order books have dealt with the character, but he’s been given short shrift until now. In Keye’s hands, he becomes a very compelling character that is just as interesting as the characters you know from the movies. Whereas his brother Jacen has spent the last several books philosophizing about the Force, Anakin throws himself into the war in full-on original trilogy, Luke Skywalker-style.

The book opens with the Jedi still split and conflicted about what to do with the Yuuzhan Vong. Renegade Kyp Durron wants to aggressively take the battle to them, but Luke Skywalker is worried that will lead to the dark size. Anakin is torn on the issue, but soon feels via the force that the Jedi Academy is in danger. Anakin is still fresh from the Academy on Yavin 4 and has lots of friends there. He goes undercover and takes off to investigate.

It turns out that the Yuuzhan Vong have indeed learned about the Academy and are on their way to capture the younglings to use as sacrifices. Anakin arrives just in time to help the students escape, but this leads to a huge melee and the capture of his close friend (with girlfriend potential) Tahiri. Anakin is determined to stay on Yavin 4 and rescue Tahiri no matter what the cost. Through the force, he can feel her anguish. The Vong aren’t just torturing her – they’re experimenting on her to turn her into one of them.

Even though this is just the first part of a two-book series, Keyes wraps the story up nicely. Along the way, he develops Anakin into a very cool character. He also fleshes out the culture of the Yuuzhan Vong as Anakin is taken into slavery and discovers a very intriguing link between the aliens and the crystals that power the Jedi light sabers. CONQUEST gets a big thumbs-up from me. Keyes has brought me back on board … big time. –Chris Sharpe

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OTHER BOOKGASM REVIEWS OF THIS SERIES:
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – AGENTS OF CHAOS I: HERO’S TRIAL by James Luceno
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – AGENTS OF CHAOS II: JEDI ECLIPSE by James Luceno
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – BALANCE POINT by Kathy Tyers
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – DARK TIDE 1: ONSLAUGHT by Michael A. Stackpole
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – DARK TIDE II: RUIN by Michael A. Stackpole
STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – VECTOR PRIME by R.A. Salvatore

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star wars balance point reviewThis book almost broke my resolve to read and review every STAR WARS novel ever published. The first half of the book was so uninteresting to me that it sat half-read for several months. But lately I’ve spent lots of time waiting for my compute to render, so I’ve been exhausting all my reading material. Finally, Kathy Tyers’ STAR WARS: THE NEW JEDI ORDER – BALANCE POINT was all I had left.

I’ve already set up the basic concept for this series on previous reviews, but basically an awesome race of aliens is invading our beloved STAR WARS galaxy and doing a great job of tearing shit up. By the time we reach BALANCE POINT, they’ve pretty much destroyed or taken over all the outer planets and are quickly moving towards the “Core” planets. The “Core” planets seem to be the ones that are actually in the movies, with Coruscant being the center.

This book picks up with Leia and Han trying to help out refugees who are winding up in all kinds of crappy situations, i.e. governments are offering safe haven in order to barter off the refugees as bloood sacrifices for the Yuuzhan Vong. The first half of the book is comprised of a bunch of running around and dealing with the interpersonal relationships of the Solo family. It gets a little tedious. Plus, there are so many different alien races running around and getting shaved (yes, shaved) that it was hard for me to keep track of it all.

One of the central threads running through the series to date has been Jacen Solo’s discomfort with using the force. It comes to a head in this book, and although it is not handles particularly well, this seems to be one of the key threads of the NEW JEDI ORDER series. For the entire series, I’ve been waiting for the Jedi to stop being contemplative pacifists and kick some ass. The resolution of Jacen’s internal struggle has consequences that will force the Jedi to get their act together.

So this volume is a real mixed bag. Based on the first half of the book, I thought this was going to be a filler volume that didn’t really move the larger plot forward. I was wrong. Some cool stuff ends up happening, I just wish these plot points had been entrusted to a more capable writer. At the very least, this restores my interest in seeing what happens next. –Chris Sharpe

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star wars jedi eclipse reviewI was reading AGENTS OF CHAOS II: JEDI ECLIPSE right after all the Hurricane Katrina chaos, and strangely enough, there are quite a few parallels between this book and that event. Sure it sounds crazy, but the primary struggle in this book is how to deal with the countless refugees from planets that have been destroyed. It may not sound like the stuff of STAR WARS, but it makes for a compelling storyline.

At this point in the NEW JEDI ORDER series, quite a few planets have been taken over or completely obliterated by the Yuuzhan Vong invaders. Princess Leia has been busy overseeing the relief efforts and negotiating with planets to provide refuge for these displaced people. It’s not easy, particularly when there are corporations eager to exploit these refugees as a source of slave labor. The corporations know that the Yuuzhan Vong hate droids and technnology, so they are scrambling to get rid of their droids and replace them with flesh-and-bone slaves. Their theory is that the Yuuzhan Vong will allow them to continue operations if they make these important concessions.

It’s STAR WARS, so of course other plotlines are introduced, including a Jedi’s attempt to bond with a Yuuzhan Vong warmaster behemoth, political scheming by the Hutts, an old boyfriend of Princess Leia and a superweapon reactivated by Anakin Solo.

At this point, I’m wondering why this series is called NEW JEDI ORDER because, for the most part, the Jedi are being pussies. Sure, I know that they are all about non-aggression and all that, but their galaxy is being annihilated by these invaders and they won’t take an aggressive stance even if it would mean saving lots of lives. There are renegade Jedi trying to take action, but Luke Skywalker is not in favor of it. This guy makes me long for the ass-kicking Jedi of the prequel era.

Despite my problems with the Jedi, this was still an action-packed, entertaining and super-quick read. The books are kind of starting to blur together. But in a way, this is a good thing, because so far, this feels like a cohesive epic storyline.

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